If you’d like to hire us to design your Lair, send us a note.  Hop on your preferred numbers-station and give us a signal.  A bespoke and custom dead-drop can be provided to keep our chicanery hidden from from pesky prying-eyes.  While SPECTRE may have been defeated, we comprise an EVIL global organization with astonishing power and influence.  We have licensed architects in-house that can mastermind  evil furniture, evil light fixtures, evil retrofits, semi-evil bathroom accessories, or even serve as evil consultants for your lair. We also have top-tier cyber-hackers at our disposal for all your technical countermeasure needs.  Appointments will always occur in secret, and leverage heavily encrypted communications.  Payments for our services are obscured through multi-tiered offshore shell companies and accounts.  Discounts are provided for clients paying with overflowing crypto-wallets, bearer-bonds, or unmarked bills in aluminum briefcases left at seemingly innocuous locations in public parks.  In special cases, we also accept rare precious stones, jems, and metals…but they are a bit antiquated and can be quite heavy to be honest.