Hire Me

If you’d like to hire me to design your Lair,  send me a note.  i’m a licensed architect in california.  i’ll do evil furniture, evil light fixtures, evil retrofits, semi-evil bathroom accessories, or I’ll serve as an evil consultant. our appointments will occur in secret, we must use heavily encrypted communications and all payments are to made directly to my offshore accounts or in unmarked bills in aluminum briefcases left at seemingly innocuous locations in public parks.