{"id":40,"date":"2010-03-25T00:28:36","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T07:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/?page_id=40"},"modified":"2026-06-13T00:24:11","modified_gmt":"2026-06-13T08:24:11","slug":"hire-us","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/hire-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Hire Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;d like to hire us to design your Lair, send us a note.\u00a0 Hop on your <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Numbers_station\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">preferred numbers-station<\/a> and give us a signal.\u00a0 A <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dead_drop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bespoke and custom dead-drop<\/a> can be provided to keep our chicanery hidden from from pesky prying-eyes.\u00a0 While <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/SPECTRE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">SPECTRE<\/a> may have been defeated, we comprise an EVIL global organization with astonishing power and influence.\u00a0 We have licensed architects in-house that can mastermind\u00a0 evil furniture, evil light fixtures, evil retrofits, semi-evil bathroom accessories, or even serve as evil consultants for your lair. We also have top-tier cyber-hackers at our disposal for all your technical countermeasure needs.\u00a0 Appointments will always occur in secret, and leverage heavily encrypted communications.\u00a0 Payments for our services are obscured through <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shell_company\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">multi-tiered offshore shell companies<\/a> and accounts.\u00a0 Discounts are provided for clients paying with overflowing crypto-wallets, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bearer_bonds\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bearer-bonds<\/a>, or unmarked bills in aluminum briefcases left at seemingly innocuous locations in public parks.\u00a0 In special cases, we also accept rare precious stones, jems, and metals&#8230;but they are a bit antiquated and can be quite heavy to be honest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;d like to hire us to design your Lair, send us a note.\u00a0 Hop on your preferred numbers-station and give us a signal.\u00a0 A bespoke and custom dead-drop can be provided to keep our chicanery hidden from from pesky prying-eyes.\u00a0 While SPECTRE may have been defeated, we comprise an EVIL global organization with astonishing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-40","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/40\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evillairs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}