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Your Evil overlords are here…and they're hellbent on selling cool-ass schwag to pay for their lairs! A volcano doesn't buy itself, yo.

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Month October 2026

Must KILL John Connor!!!

Are you an AI Overlord, compelled to end humanity by finally building SkyNet?

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KEEP SHOPPING...PLEASE Buy more STUFF...so we can finally get our own Volcano!

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