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		<title>Late Breaking News! Secret chambers behind moveable bookshelf!</title>
		<link>http://www.evillairs.com/2010/07/late-breaking-news-secret-chambers-behind-moveable-bookshelf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil Lair Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Federal agents with a search warrant entered the vacant home in May. Behind a movable bookshelf they discovered a door that led to two secret rooms that held 89 marijuana plants.&#8221; &#8211; Click here for full report. Illegal activities aside, I&#8217;m thrilled people are using the tried and true &#8216;moveable bookshelf-secret chamber&#8217; shtick!  It&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Federal agents with a search warrant entered the vacant home in May. Behind a movable bookshelf they discovered a door that led to two secret rooms that held 89 marijuana plants.&#8221; &#8211; <a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/jul/09/pot-ring-raid-centers-on-rsf-mansion/">Click here for full report.</a></p>
<p>Illegal activities aside, I&#8217;m thrilled people are using the tried and true &#8216;moveable bookshelf-secret chamber&#8217; shtick!  It&#8217;s a classic.  For a great demonstration video, allow Gene Wilder to walk you through the process in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO3qJGKs9gw">Young Frankenstein</a>.</p>
<p>PUT ZEEE CANDLE BACK!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-190" title="candle" src="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/candle.jpg" alt="" width="473" height="538" /></p>
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		<title>Whatever shall I put in my Evil Lair?</title>
		<link>http://www.evillairs.com/2010/06/whatever-shall-i-put-in-my-evil-lair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 20:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil Lair Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_lair Traps Traps are a basic necessity, and range from ordinary lethal traps and at least one death trap (a torturous and needlessly complex device that causes a slow death that the hero will get strapped into instead of just being shot in the head, thus allowing a chance to escape and make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_lair<br />
<strong>Traps</strong></p>
<p>Traps are a basic necessity, and range from ordinary lethal traps and  at least one death trap (a torturous and needlessly complex device that  causes a slow death that the hero will get strapped into instead of  just being shot in the head, thus allowing a chance to escape and make a  comeback).</p>
<p><strong>Pit traps and things that shoot out of walls</strong> are popular  designs among the technologically impaired, while those more gifted in  this area show more variety but also a considerable tendency towards  using lasers.</p>
<p><strong>Sharks with lasers</strong> attached to their heads are an especially  effective deterrent to would-be do-gooders though they can also be hard  on the hired help.<br />
<strong>Other goodies</strong></p>
<p>Other common furnishings include but are not limited to:</p>
<p>* A main control room with a great viewscreen and a digital countdown  clock<br />
* An inner sanctum that may double as a meeting place with other heads  of the underworld<br />
* Fiendish laboratories that are crawling with crimes against nature. If  the villain has any inclinations towards biochemistry, monster/mutant  cages that invariably prove too flimsy in a real emergency, or hero  attack.<br />
* A self destruct system-how stereotypically wonderful,really original.A  self destruct swift seem like a terribly stupid idea from first  glance,but this little red button can provide your much needed 30  seconds of escape time(it&#8217;s likely the most expensive 30 seconds, so  make them count), or after your beaten, you wouldn&#8217;t want the police or a  henchmen using your secret documents for themselves would you? Hell no,  all your shit is coming with you .</p>
<p>Sentient and malevolent AIs are a bonus.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Secret Evil Lairs?</strong></span></p>
<p>Secrecy is optional, but plots tend to revolve around the hero  finding the lair as well as entering it. The job of the henchmen is then  to engage the hero in single combat (when one good rush would finish  him off) using their unique specialties, while the minions work  feverishly on the final stage of the evil plan and die a lot.</p>
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		<title>Secret tube of fire.  I&#8217;ll take two.</title>
		<link>http://www.evillairs.com/2010/05/secret-tube-of-fire-ill-take-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 18:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil Lair Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this video:  Tube of Fire]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch this video:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNxZCLni6PU&amp;feature=player_embedded">Tube of Fire</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Portable-Electrolux-Fireplace-Concept.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-156" title="Portable-Electrolux-Fireplace-Concept" src="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Portable-Electrolux-Fireplace-Concept.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="410" /></a></p>
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		<title>Infinity edge pools. A must for Lairs.</title>
		<link>http://www.evillairs.com/2010/04/infinity-edge-pools-a-must-for-lairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil Lair Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is your oyster.  A pool without beginning or end.  And, of course,  it&#8217;s easier to dispose of the bodies. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world is your oyster.  A pool without beginning or end.  And, of course,  it&#8217;s easier to dispose of the bodies. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pool.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-103 alignleft" title="pool" src="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pool.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="361" /></a></p>
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		<title>Pick me up @8 -The only(evil)way to travel.</title>
		<link>http://www.evillairs.com/2010/04/pick-me-up-8-the-onlyevilway-to-travel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil Lair Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My clients often ask, and the answer is always a  resounding YES.  I can build a dock for your evil mastermind yacht.  and Yes, I can do it in Black. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My clients often ask, and the answer is always a  resounding YES.  I can build a dock for your evil mastermind yacht.  and Yes, I can do it in Black. </p>
<p><a href="  http://sunseeker.com/performance-motor-yachts/predator108.php"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-152" title="boat" src="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/boat.png" alt="" width="489" height="406" /></a><a href="http://sunseekerlondon.com/performance-motor-yachts/predator130.php"></a></p>
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		<title>Evil Chairs for Evil Lairs</title>
		<link>http://www.evillairs.com/2010/03/evil-chairs-for-evil-lairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil Lair Lover</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This would make a perfect addition to any evil lair.   Or, if you haven&#8217;t built yours yet, you can certainly webcast or videoconference from this chair and seem more legitimately evil (white cat not included).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This would make a perfect addition to any evil lair.   Or, if you haven&#8217;t built yours yet, you can certainly webcast or videoconference from this chair and seem more legitimately evil (white cat not included).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-31 aligncenter" title="evil chair" src="http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/evil-chair.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="299" /></p>
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